Hilarious Windshield Notes Written For The Worst Parkers

What A Superstar

While trying to make a clear point as to the driver’s poor parking, this person made a joke out of it, hoping that the driver will not want someone flying across his car and will learn his lesson.

What A Superstar

A Pinch Of Spite

There is nothing like being a little passive aggressive to get your point across and having to state the obvious for the recipient to understand. The writer of this note seemed to keep things tame and polite, but it was the sign off with “Hate you” that really conveyed their message thoroughly. We can all understand their frustration, however, since having to spell things out in black and white when it can so clearly be seen is a waste of their time.

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Grammar On Point

The writer of this note was clearly mad at the driver’s parking and wanted them to know exactly how he felt. Rather than just telling them their parking was poor, or that they are a “tool,” the writer went on to write his thoughts down as he went along. That way, his note conveyed a more profound message from the driver to understand. His poor parking will make someone mad, waste their time in writing a note, question their grammar, and get more mad. A terrible turn in their day.

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Nobody Likes You

It must be a difficult situation to be a person who abides by society’s laws and watches how other people completely take advantage. This witty writer was having none of it and wanted to let the driver know that nobody likes them when they do not work with others to keep society afloat. Perhaps a harsh comment to make, and to a complete stranger it is just forming a presumptuous conclusion. We guess that is what happens when people don’t park in an appropriate manner!

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Grumpy Cat Don’t Like You

No one wants to face the wrath of the Grumpy Cat, so one angry passerby used this to his advantage in letting the bad driver know this is not going to go down well should he park badly again. After all, no one wants to deal with their car being towed, so the Grumpy Cat is just the kind warning that next time there will be worse consequences should their poor parking abilities continue. We are sure this driver learned their lesson.

Photo by Cheezburger // anlyin

Terrible Parking

This note painted on the car is simply a tasteless comment left by one angry passerby. Helen Keller was a deaf and blind woman who earned a bachelor of arts degree. Never allowing her disability to restrict her, she was also an author, lecturer, and political activist, so using her name is anything but an insult. While Helen Keller may not have been able to drive on account of being blind, using her name for someone’s poor parking is taking things too far.

Photo by Twitter // @strawdinaryfem

Personalized Spot

What is worse than someone taking up more than one parking spot when you’re driving around looking for a space? Quite frankly, not much. Regardless of the fact there are more spots available, it is the principle that matters. Since this driver thought they were more special than others and could, therefore, make his own parking spot, someone jokingly drew out a parking spot for them. Outlining their grey car, they were teaching them how important it is to stay in the lines, because, after all, that is parking etiquette.

Photo by Imgflip // MemesMasterProductions

What A Jag Off

With the message that read “Thanks for parking so close Jagoff,” it seems that someone is angry at a Jaguar parked in a bad way. However, it appears that they were using the resources they had to make their message clear and used a hygienic pad rather than paper. While this is not the most conventional, nor appropriate, way to write a note, it was perhaps the only thing they had on hand. Sometimes you’ve just got to work with what you’ve got.

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Rich In Parking Spots

Jumping to conclusions can sometimes be a bad thing, but when you have a fancy BMW and take up two spaces, someone is going to comment. No matter how much money you have, or how hard you worked to get your dream car, parking over a disabled spot when you are not disabled nor hold a handicapped permit, is not the right way to behave. This lady was evidently concerned about her disabled mother when she came to stay, and she had every right to say something.

Photo by Cheezburger // BiggusDickus2

Come On Dogg

Enough is enough, Dogg, time to get your own space. Time and time again this space’s owner has found his spot has been taken by this selfish driver. Really, what is more irritating than this? We can understand that when someone blatantly ignores the fact that this is not his space and continuously parks there regardless is extremely frustrating for the owner. If anything, we think he handled this quite well with just a little message painted on his car for him to see.

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Sincerely It Is

The aggravation caused when you walk outside your house to find someone parked over your driveway, meaning you cannot get your car out because of some selfish driver. While it is forbidden, and cars have no right to park over someone’s driveway, it is done time and time again. Unsurprisingly so, this guy was frustrated by this driver and made his feelings clear with a note on his windshield. Slightly aggressive and threatening, but when your anger has been built up, you sometimes lose control of your words and actions.

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Who Parked Like A Jerk? Meme Me!

In times of need, it is entirely fitting to make a meme. How else can you convey a message better than with a picture to show your feelings fully? The person who made this meme with the message “Y U No park in a designated space?” was conveying his message across in a hope to let the driver know that this is not a space where he can ever park his car. Not one to waste time in using correct spelling, this quick message will hopefully have done the job.

Photo by Twitter // @CityParkingHre

Hope That’s Peanut Butter

In some weird way, this prankster has turned his actions into a positive by stating his way of thinking will cost the driver less than his car being towed. Someone decided that smearing a dog’s excrement across the windshield and writing a message would be a cheaper option, yet it is certainly a huge nuisance for anyone to clear up. Let’s hope the driver did not think to put on his windscreen wipers in his rush to get it off because that would not have ended well.

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It’s That Simple

Based on the cold temperatures made evident from this photo, a note written on a piece of paper probably would not have sufficed since it would have blown away, or got too wet. In which case, making the most out of this situation is what this person has done when someone frustratingly parked poorly. Writing in the snow, “Please park better” is one of the more considerate messages out of the bunch, so let’s hope his message was taken seriously.

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No Mixed Messages

Getting straight to the point is, more often than not, more efficient. Perhaps some other notes have been more creative and gave more entertainment value, but this person just wanted to ask the driver to stop blocking the pavement. The capital letters add an emphasis of anger, but there was no more elaboration to the message. Now they’ve made the statement, it can only be hoped that it was enough to make an impact and have the driver learn his lesson.

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Justified

To tell someone they suck at life is extreme; to say that because they parked over their drive can be understood, but once again, slightly extreme. Obviously angry and wanting to vent their anger at the problem – being the driver of this parked car – resulted in this foul-mouthed note. To be fair, that is rule 101 of parking, and the driver should have known this by now. If he’s going to break the rules, he is going to get an aggressive note.

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Park Well Maybe

Just as Carly Rae Jepsen’s hit “Call Me Maybe?” stayed in our heads from the moment we first heard it, the writer of this message was probably hoping for the same from his rendition. Rightfully so, this person was angry at someone blocking his driveway and had enough of it, prompting him to write this message. While it started off all innocent with a change of lyrics, the angry homeowner took a slightly negative turn and ended the message with some name calling.

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Oh So Gentle

Some foul-mouthed note is always bound to get your message across since the anger is definitely portrayed with these form of words. Using the F-bomb on several occasions, one angry writer had clearly had enough of the alarm going off on this car and was letting the driver know there will be consequences. While it is highly frustrating to wake up to hear a car alarm go off night after night, it is no better being the person who ‘keys’ another person’s vehicle!

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Stop Ruining My Life

This guy seems to highlight that he has every right to be in this spot but is just missing the required sticker to show this to the parking enforcement. After being given several tickets, he has clearly had enough because no one likes to pay off parking tickets, especially when the situation could be very different. So, before his sticker arrives, he is letting the ticket man know what his current situation is and to be a little more lenient next time around.

Photo by Pinterest // @ebaumsworld

Poor Stevie

Stevie Wonder is a musical legend and known for his impeccable voice. This talented singer is also blind but has never stopped him from working the crowds all around the world. Whoever wanted to vent out their anger on this poor parking, used Stevie Wonder’s name in a distasteful manner and we, therefore, are more angry at the messenger rather than the recipient. While we do not support poor parking, we definitely do not support negatively using Stevie Wonder.

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What A Jerk

It is common knowledge that is against the law to park in a handicapped spot without any right, not to mention unkind and completely selfish. Those spots are specially designated because they are closest to the end destination and helps people who cannot walk long distances. So when someone takes their spot for the own convenience, you cannot help but get angry at them. What right do they have to do such a thing? Thankfully, this person took the next steps and made sure it doesn’t happen again.

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Resort To Public Transport

Seeing as though it is common to find poor parking on any average day, someone thought it would be beneficial to get cards printed which would best get a message across. This card read “people like you should take the bus,” followed with “please learn to park.” Whichever advice they were going to take, would hopefully have one less lousy parker in the world. These cards have been made with the best interest in mind, so if you get one, know it’s for everyone’s benefit.

Photo by Pinterest // @craftyinATXetsy

Who Even Are You?

It as if Liam Neeson was the man behind this note, but if not, then it is someone who was heavily inspired by his famous quote. Enough to scare anyone away, Liam Nesson was true to his word, the recipient would be sure not to make the same mistake knowing he would be boxed in next time. No one wants to be boxed in after all! This is a slightly different threat to Neeson’s film in which he is threatening his daughter’s captors, but the threat is there nonetheless.

Photo by Facebook // Wharfside Wayfarer

Honorary Member

It’s always nice to join a club, even when you haven’t even asked for it! However, in some way, this driver was clearly asking for it with his poor parking skills. Now an official member of “Park Like An A**” Club, this Beetle owner probably had no idea of the club before getting this message. Now he’s officially been made an honorary member of the club, there is only one way ever to leave and that, of course, is to learn how to park.

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Worst Neighbor Award Goes To…

On most occasions, receiving an award is a very good thing. However, to be awarded with the Worst Neighbor Award of 2015″ is sure not something you are going to hold on your mantlepiece. As frustrating as it must be to be woken up every night for a fortnight because of a car alarm, the threat at the end of this message seems a little over-the-top from an angry neighbor. A strange turn since he first explains he had the same issue so can be sympathetic.

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Office Joe

Taking the innocent approach by just subtly asking if you could park in your own spot – which seems fairly obvious – and everything will be just fine. As if he is waiting for this to happen, the messenger has illustrated himself waiting patiently for the moment this driver learns he has been parking in his spot without permission. We reckon if this approach did not work, things would have gotten a lot more aggressive in the next note. The illustration would be that of rage with the coffee on the floor.

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It Was For The Fam

The weather can be enough to frustrate anyone. When you are locked in the house from too much snow and begin to catch cabin fever, you feel like you should be living somewhere hot and sunny. Even more frustrating is that when you can finally go out and shovel a parking spot for your family, that someone has dared to take it. Every man for themselves in this situation, but why not think of the grueling process someone else went through to make it happen?

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Sincerely, Everybody

It is doubtful that you will ever find someone that says they are fine with poor parking or with a car blocking their driveway, so this person had every right to sign off their message from the ‘general public.’ No one is going to say they object to their stand in telling someone their parking is poor and they need to ‘cut it out.’ It must feel pretty awful to feel like the whole general public is against you, so it is time to change things up from now on.

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Touché

Some people really like to take things that extra bit too far, but if it gets the message across, then they are sure going to role with it. While there is no use of crude language or an aggressive tone, the relation to Hurricane Katrina can leave a sour feeling in any readers mind. Everyone likes a good pun, but perhaps when a natural disaster is involved, people should refrain from using them in their joke. The tragedy of the Hurricane is very different to this person’s tragic parking.

Photo by Reddit // u/funny

Ice Cream Melted, Day Ruined

Life is full of undeniable delights. Having a child, adopting a puppy, heck, even buying your first car! Then there are everyday pleasures like chocolate, burgers, and a night out at the movies. Without a shadow of a doubt, ice-cream also falls under this list. So when someone was forced to carry their ice cream two blocks just because another person double-parked, they were absolutely justified to write a note when their creamy delight melted in their hands.

Photo by Pinterest // @n0madica

Reserved!

There’s nothing we love more than somebody who always has a plan for every eventuality. It seems like the writer of this note is a fine organizer of contingency plans – specifically, acts of revenge. When someone else took their reserved parking spot, the victim knew exactly how they were going to warn the individual – vaseline and a tow truck. You always need to be careful who you rub the wrong way in the parking lot – they mind just have your days numbered.

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Nut Stamped

As time has gone on, the world has become an ever-increasingly populated place. It’s pure mathematics: more people equals more cars. This would also imply that more parking lots are on their way. However, it seems like the former is progressing quicker than the latter. This is how you get situations like this one, when two cars are forced to park so close together and one feels like the only way to get out is by using a can opener!

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Dear Sir, Please Stop

This must be the work of an Englishman, as Americans aren’t too familiar with the term “bloody sardine.” But we get the imagery. “Like a pack sardines” implies that these parking spaces are a little too tight. Either that, or the person this note is written for cannot park. While we explore the theme of marine life, the song “Wish You Were Here” by Pink Floyd comes to mind. “We’re just two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl” could apply to these two people.

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Just Too Tired

It is evident that the writer of this note had enough energy to express their frustrations via a note but was too tired to give their highest level of handwriting. There are some words here that we are struggling to read, but we’re going to put that down to the writer’s tiredness. We would not like to see what this person may have done had they been at their most energetic. Maybe they would have towed the car themselves.

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Sorry Not Sorry

This is a prime example of the question “who started it?” Whatever the answer might be, one thing is for sure: the writer of this note has ended it, and with aplomb. After arriving at the beach parking lot, they were obviously frustrated by the lack of space caused by the other person’s double parking. So they caused the damage, enjoyed their time at the beach and then taught the poor parker a lesson. This is the epitome of a backhanded apology.

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Thanks But No Thanks

Security: it can be such an arbitrary thing at times. What happens when one has nothing to hide or nothing to protect? Well, as far as this person’s concerned, they forgot one big issue: they might lose their car if one of their windows is constantly open. All an opportunist has to do is reach for the door lock, play with some wires, and boom – you’ve got yourself a fully operational, stolen car. Who cares if there are no valuables in the car. Cars are pretty valuable!

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Schooled!

Most people on this list will pick up a piece of paper, express their anger at the poor parker without thought and write the first thing that comes to mind. More often than not, the outcome is pretty funny. Then you get a note-writer like this one, who not only thinks carefully about what they are going to write, but types it out on a Microsoft Word document, and even accompanies their thoroughly detailed account of the issue with a visual diagram!

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Itsy Bitsy Turtle

Possibly the most condescending way to get the point across that someone is a horrible parker is comparing them to a three-year-old. It appears that this writer has used the analogy of an image designed for kids to color in a line drawing when it comes to “staying within the lines.” There is no denying that on the one hand, the gesture is light-hearted and playful in nature. On the other hand, though, the poor parker may not understand that they are actually being made fun of.

Photo by Imgflip // who_am_i

You’ve Been Served

It seems like this person has been forced to deal with many bad parkers in recent times. As a result, they have decided to design their very own business card or a congratulations card that welcomes only the worst parkers into a club known as the “Asshat Parking League.” It sounds legit, but we do wonder whether this is actually a club that has its own meetings and events. Or maybe it’s just a tongue-in-cheek card that tries to get a point across.

Photo by Facebook // You Can’t Park

Autobots Unleashed

Let’s face it, not everyone is a big fan of the Transformers or is even aware of their cultural significance. However, if you were born in the last 15-20 years and know how to drive, we assume that you are familiar with the franchise, especially since its horrendous film reboot by Michael Bay came out. If not, then let’s break it down for you quickly – Optimus Prime is the leader of the Autobots and says stuff like “Autobots, roll out!” Yeah…yeah, that’s about it.

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Smallest Error

Is it just us, or has the writer of this card actually shot themselves in the foot by spelling the word “revolve” incorrectly? As writers, we are just as offended by this spelling error as the complainer is by the person’s poor parking. In turn, this has created a neverending loop of disapproval, or maybe even a domino effect that could lead to the destruction of all life as we know it. All because this card was just one letter away from being perfectly written.

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There Is Right And Wrong

Another complainer who has taken some time out of their day to construct a meticulous diagram that encapsulates what they are trying to explain. In fact, they didn’t even need to use any words. We believe the poor parker would’ve completely understood the writer’s frustrations with the image alone. At any rate, the writer felt like it was necessary for the driver to know exactly what they thought of them. Sometimes you need to show and not tell in order to get your point across.

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Parking Party

We’re not so sure why the writer would believe that the parker was a Republican purely because they occupied two spaces. All we can suspect is that they have bad experiences with both poor parkers and members of the political party and have confused the two with each other, over time. At any rate, we aim to keep church and state separate. By that, we mean we wish to keep politics in the parking lot separate from actual politics.

Photo by Pinterest // @teamjcwhitney

Inconsiderate Sir

There have been reports suggesting that the car one drives actually represents the driver’s personality. If it’s a Mercedes-Benz or a Ferrari, then the person is more inclined to like the flashy things in life. If it’s a smaller car, maybe the driver wants to keep things a bit more simple. So when this writer complained about not just the person’s poor parking, but their choice of car, it was clear that there was more at play here – this was a personal jab.

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Lather, Rinse, Repea-heat

Not only does this writer feel the need to explain to their neighbor what a “curb” is, but they were also compelled to make it clear exactly how to shower. Maybe this is because the poor parker who lives next door has an unforgivable stench. Whatever the reason might be, it is clear, based on the well-drawn diagram, that the person’s huge vehicle is blocking the writer’s driveway. This alone is unacceptable in virtually every single way.

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(Un)friendly Neighborhood Watch

It has been done a million times now. Everyone seems to want to use the one-hit wonder by Carly Rae Jepsen “Call Me Maybe” for their windshield notes. That hook is just so catchy that it is seemingly very easy to rewrite for one’s own agenda. It also appears that the recipient of this cover saw the funny side of it, especially seeing that it came from their angry neighbor. In all seriousness though, she should probably find another spot.

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You Can Run But You Can’t Hide

For the guy who thought he got away with it, he’s not going to be happy when he finds out that someone saw the damage he caused before driving away. On the flip side, the recipient of this note is going to be very happy that he has the chance to find some justice from this situation. Ultimately, we have to pay respect to the man who saw something was wrong, and decided to make things right.

Photo by Daily Choices // Reddit.com // Ayrity

Some Things Are Better Off Unsaid

You know what they say: when you need to go, you need to go! There are just no two ways about it. We hope that the ticket man will recognize this golden rule and consider this case as an exception. On the other hand, we won’t put it past the officer from still issuing a ticket despite the driver’s pleas to spare him because of his toilet situation. This is certainly an ethical dilemma for the ticket man.

Photo by Twitter // @strawdinaryfem

Revenge Is Best Served On A Yellow Slip

There is nothing more alarming than returning to your parked car and seeing a yellow slip planted on your windshield. It can only mean one thing: a fine. Look, we can’t imagine the recipient of this note being too flustered when they realized that it was just an angry driver trying to prank them. However, there must have been a split second when the person’s heart sank in their mouths and they thought to themselves, “Oh no, I’m busted!”

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Game Of Parking

Ever watched the show Game of Thrones? Well, in this medieval show is a family known as The Lannisters who often have people do heinous acts for them while saying the phrase, “The Lannisters send their regards.” It doesn’t look like the user of that catchphrase hasn’t done anything too bad to accompany the note. However, if the show is anything to go by, you can imagine that something terrible happened off-camera. After all, the Lannisters always pay their debts.

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When In Doubt

Even in the most bizarre of situations, a God-fearing individual can take inspiration from their religion to shed light on a serious matter like poor parking. This particular individual has cited Jesus Christ as the standard when it comes to parking. Ultimately, cars weren’t around when this important religious figure was alive. However, if they were, you could imagine that Jesus would possibly be the greatest parker of all time. If he could turn water into wine, then surely he could park a car correctly.

Photo by eBaum’s WORLD // Aesir911

Are You Kitting Me?

Obviously, any form of theft, whether it be petty or grand should be taken seriously. It is the intention of stealing which is ultimately more important to consider than what was actually stolen. Surely it should be the principle that matters the most. So when this person’s Kit Kat was stolen, they were provided with a note by the thief, who wholeheartedly confessed to their hunger. We’d like to think that the driver turned the other cheek and forgave the person who trespassed against them.

Photo by Reddit // u/wholesomememes

The Mean, Green, Mystery Machine

If someone writes a note in order to prevent a horror story from happening, then we are all for it. The reality is that the neighbor’s van freaked out the writer of this note. It seems like a reasonable complaint to make. However, we can only suspect that maybe this was a cover-up for the fact that it’s just something blocking the person’s driveway. It doesn’t matter what the vehicle is, anything would be annoying.

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Music To His Ears

They say that one should always crack the window open a little if they have a child or a pet in the car. However, many cars these days have air conditioning, which is a dream come true for those people who are security conscious. Take this cutey pooch, for example, who is apparently staying nice and cool in the car because of the AC. Not only that, but he is also drinking water while he apparently listens to his favorite music.

Photo by Twitter // @Music

All Of The Above

Whoever received this fancy poor parking card must feel honored for not only being thanked for parking too close to the creator of the card, but for five other reasons. To be fair, they may have just ticked one of the boxes, but for all we know, it could have been “all of the above.” Like other complainers on this list, this person has experienced so many bad moments with poor parkers that they have taken it upon themselves to create a business card for such an occasion.

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Mr. T-Rex

Look, this particular note has been written with the utmost sincerity and is the type of thing you could write to virtually anyone. It is written with the courtesy you’d expect from any corporate company e-mail. However, the writer completely undoes all of this hard work when they refer to themselves as Sir Tyrannosaurus Rex. Or maybe that’s the point. Maybe the writer wants to remain anonymous and convey their frustrations in a funny way. Or maybe they’re actually a dinosaur with a top hat, drinking wine.

Photo by Daily Choices // Imgur.com // Calypsos

Potato Clan Is P*SSED

We don’t know what you think, but, we’re of the opinion that this is far too much work to do in order to express one’s disappointment for another’s poor parking. It seems like with a lot of these incidents that people want to try and be lighthearted with their messages. However, this just seems awfully passive aggressive and unnecessary. At any rate, it’s a funny display and we’re sure that the recipient saw the funny side of it.

Photo by Pinterest // @themetapicture

Let’s Play A Game

If you’ve seen any of the movies from the Saw horror franchise, we think you’ll know exactly what this windshield note is alluding to. “I want to play a game” is the classic quote from the villain of the movie – Jigsaw. However, we don’t think any absurd torture games are on the cards anytime soon. Instead, this guy is playing around with the Traffic Warden and showing him all the parking tickets he has been issued in recent memory. Game over.

Photo by Twitter // @nutellamemes

Hilarious Photos Taken at the Supermarket

Head First

Whether it is at a Christmas market or end of year sale at Zara, you should expect to find people scavenging for all sorts of things.

Pinterest // @boredpanda

Some people have a knack out of finding items on sale before anyone else as if to say they have earned the right to purchase the unique item due to their perseverance. This woman, as seen in the picture below, made a real effort to find something in the freezer, which is why she dove head first into it.

Mayo(r) Of The Supermarket

If someone would have caught this woman leaving her house, they wouldn’t have guessed she was on her way to the supermarket.

Pinterest // @sadiaali0950

They especially wouldn’t have guessed she would go with a tub of mayonnaise on her head, as that is the last thing her outfit suggests.

Class Clown

There are plenty of things to do with a plunger, unclogging the toilet being the primary one. However, this girl clearly was not invested in doing things the proper way and took the term creative thinking to a whole new level.

Facebook // Girls Are Stupid.

Back in middle school, she was known as the class clown and often resulted to doing crazy things in order to make her classmates laugh, but you would think that as an adult she would slightly change her ways.

Need To Be Excused

This Walmart employee definitely should have chosen a different career path, as her bright smile and glistening eyes suggest she would have made a tremendously successful model, not a supermarket salesperson.

YouTube // NELK

Still, it is nice to see that she is able to have fun in this place of work that sometimes has to deal with less than patient or polite customers. However, by the look of her hand over her lower abdomen, we are going to guess she desperately needed to use the ladies room when this picture was taken.

Baby Boom Body

It is hard to believe that this woman was a new mom, considering how well-built and in shape she appeared while grocery shopping for diapers and wet wipes for her newborn.

Pinterest // @indopak0107

It is often the goal of many women to whip back into the athletic physique they had prior to carrying around a baby in their belly for 9 months straight, and it is safe to say this woman pulled the unimaginable. Since this woman is also a working mom, it makes it all the more impressive.

The Wet Look

We heard that the wet hair look is the latest fashion on the red carpet and catwalk, but isn’t this taking things a bit extreme?

Twitter // @archillect

Seeing as how this girl is standing right above the fish cooler, it seems she could be catching a cold quite easily. If her mom would’ve been there she probably would have scolded her for this, but we are more captivated by the fact it appears as though she ran away from the shower with a towel still wrapped around her head.

Interesting Choice

This free-spirited grandpa did not think twice when he decided to it was time to go to the local supermarket for basic necessities – he grabbed the first item of clothing he could get his hands on and walked on out without a care in the world.

Facebook // Jeffrito Show

There is something odd and simultaneously unique about people who could not care less about what others think of them – which is clearly the approach this guy decided to go with. As long as that dress makes him happy, so are we.

IKEA Strikes Again

Shopping for furniture can be a lot of tiring work, but when it comes to IKEA, the Swedish-founded multinational group, which is headquartered in the Netherlands, seems like it requires more patience than other stores selling ready-to-assemble furniture and kitchen appliances.

YouTube // Elle Jess

Because of this, the girls in the picture below appear to be weary and completely worn out. Having said that, they still smile through the fatigue and manage to look past the relatively demanding day they had.

Better Safe Than Sorry

No, this girl isn’t stocking up in case of an apocalypse, nor does she believe the world is coming to an end.

Twitter // @annatodd

Although, by the look of her shopping carts, she is highly invested in buying a few extra items in case Target goes out of business (highly unlikely). We are going to go on whim here and assume she is simply not the type of person who would willingly go out of the comfort of her home in the middle of winter when she can shop in advance.

Shopping With The Stars

What are the odds of running into Billboard and Grammy Award winner Rihanna and top model Cara Delevingne in the grocery store?

Facebook // Lookie

Unless this is your lucky day, in which we would seriously urge you to go buy a lottery ticket, odds are it probably will not happen. Still, one can have high hopes, and our definitely consist of brushing shoulders with the hottest names in the music and fashion industry. They sure seem happy to shop, why wouldn’t we be too?

Sweet As Candy

Unless this was Dress As Your Favorite Dessert Day, a day which we are not aware of, it is hard to believe anyone would walk into Walmart wearing an outfit like this.

Pinterest // @elizabetheBetty

Still, this joyful lady was not about to let anyone put her down – she felt like a radiant, happy little cupcake, which is why she dressed up accordingly. She was so dedicated to the role that she even went as far as to dye her hair pink! Now that’s commitment.

Over Excited

You know that feeling when you just can’t wait for something to happen? Well, this poor driver was ecstatic when he heard his favorite clothing store was about to be opened in the mall closest to his home.

YouTube // UpLeft UpLate

The day of the grand opening, he drove over to the mall and looked down at his phone for a second to read a message – but then heard an ear-deafening thump. As he looked up, he realized he drove right above the staircase leading up to the store.

Most Wonderful Time Of The Year

Being a part of a well-balanced, loving and healthy relationship often translates into doing things you would not necessarily do, but are willing to sacrifice in order to make your significant other happy.

Facebook // Walmart Tomball – 22605 State Highway 249

This couple, seen sharing an oversized Christmas sweater, arrived at Walmart looking all smiles despite not being very comfortable or dressed to shop. Still, both seem chipper with their decision to share a garment, for which we have to salute them. It is not every day you come across a supportive couple such as this.

They’re Going Down

They say it has been statistically proven that one is more likely to get into a car accident than be in a plane accident, but the poster of this plane, stuck against the escalator, looks like a plane that is malfunctioning and about to crash.

Reddit // u/sayknow

This is not the smartest of advertisements – could the people in charge not pick a better spot? At the very least, they should have printed the ad in a way that would stick against the escalator with the plane flying upwards.

Plot Twist

Taking your kids grocery store shopping is not all fun and games as it may seem – they constantly demand sweets and complain when you explain they have already had enough as it is.

Twitter // @borrachosEs

This picture, however, suggests a different plot. An elderly lady is seen sitting in the grocery cart and looking up to her younger daughter in despair as if she had just asked for something she knows she is not going to get. Quite the plot twist, we must say.

Who Dresses Like That?

We are not sure in which part of the globe this picture was taken but know for sure that it was in the far east.

ReadySeady // Joseph

Despite this relatively small piece of information, we are going to guess that women in the far east do not look like walking triangles, and men do not cover themselves up with kimonos when they need to attend the men’s bathroom. For this reason and many more, this rather odd drawing of males and females figures makes us question the sign.

Dos And Dont’s

A lot of different hairstyles count as passing trends, but this one did not really make a name for itself to begin with.

Facebook // Современный Крокодил

In a weird mixture of highlights that have not fully blended in and a cropped cut, the girl does not seem to be particularly happy with her raccoon-tail lookalike hair do. Putting aside the fact she might has simply had an off day at work, maybe the cashier would have been more content staying with a more basic style.

Why Not?

Bring Your Pet To Work Day is one that is favored by many who own living, breathing creatures and usually do not get to spend time with them during work hours.

Twitter // @NewYorker

Seeing your dog chase after a ball in the office lounge or hearing your cat purr as you stroke him at your desk is a unique opportunity you rarely get to experience. One woman who was waiting for this day in particular is the proud owner of the lama seen in the picture below, who took it shopping too.

Fountain Flunk

The picture below shows exactly why you should never walk and text at the same time. Although people are growing more aware of the consequences of driving and texting, the footage shot on this security camera presents a clear (yet slightly pixelated) picture of the possible outcome of not looking where you are going.

Reddit // u/hlxino

Her phone probably got ruined once becoming soaked with water, but we are positive that the woman learned her lesson once walking into that fountain in the middle of the mall.

Cheesy Background Is The Way To Go

Since Instagram took over other social media platforms, it seems no matter where you turn you can spot someone trying to take a perfect picture.

Imgur // RasberryLemonade

Whether it is of themselves, a stunning view or delicious meal, there is no escaping the phenomenon that is Instagram. This lady was about to hit a 10,000 followers mark, which is why she decided to mention the occasion with a particularly flattering picture, hosting a background filled with her favorite food – cheese.

Say What?

It does not take a rocket scientist to understand what is deeply wrong with this sign. Perhaps the owner of this store should have referred to the CEO of the chain stores 7 Eleven, as that not only makes a lot more sense, but it also suggests the stores’ opening hours.

Reddit // u/[deleted]

Reading “Open 9 days a week,” we can’t help but think that whoever was responsible for this sign either thought they were being funny or had one too many drinks before painting it on the wall.

Follow Me To

Photographer Murad Osmanov is a Russian artist who is known for traveling the world with his wife, Natalia Zakharova, and taking iconic shots at stunning locations from the same perspective.

Pinterest // @Username2106

In every photo, Natalia is seen holding Murad’s hand as if pulling him toward the breathtaking view. The series is titled “Follow Me To,” and since it has gone viral in 2012, people from around the world have made their own version of the photos. Some are absolutely mesmerizing, while others are too hilarious to handle, like the one below.

Wrong Profession

What better way to sell toilet paper than unroll a few to make out a fancy gown out of them?

Reddit // u/tweety-bird

Putting aside this is definitely not what toilet paper is intended for, we do have to give credit where credit is due, and this creative way of utilizing every common household necessity is great. Having said that, it is clear that whoever made this toilet paper dress is in the wrong profession and should start looking into fashion design schools.

A Princess Outing

4-year-old Izzy desperately wanted to wear her brand new Cinderella dress when her uncle, Jesse Nagy, suggested they would go see a movie and then continue with some grocery shopping but also feared that no one else would wear a costume but her.

YouTube // Joe & Nic’s Road Trip

Hearing this concern, Jesse didn’t think twice – he put on a prom dress he borrowed from a friend and topped this outfit off with a matching tiara. Izzy was so ecstatic to see her uncle Jesse all dressed up, she was all smiles for the rest of the day.

Married To The Supermarket

Troy and Tina Clark have known one another since they were 12. However, the two haven’t connected until Tina was hired at the same grocery store Troy was working at.

EBaum’s World // DukeNukedEm

After a few years, the two went from co-workers to dreamy newlyweds. Since they reconnected at the supermarket, it only made sense that when they would start their own business, it would be the same one. Troy and Tina have five kids, all of which have worked in their store. It’s safe to say this family never runs out of anything!

It’s A Miracle

If this isn’t clear-cut evidence that anything is possible if you just believe, we don’t know what is!

Reddit // u/terw6361

While we wish this woman had suddenly healed from her physical disability, the bitter truth is that she probably never needed that wheelchair, to begin with, but simply used it for her own benefit. We hope someone told her off for fooling everyone once she got down from grabbing that bottle of booze since this is one bad taste prank to pull.

A Wave Of Fresh Air

Cruising around the mall while you are out on your travels in a foreign country, the last thing you would expect to see is a store titled something like “Hotwind.”

Aminearlythereyet // Stuart Edwards

It is funny how some things can get seriously lost in translation, as can be seen in the picture below, and while in some countries a saying could mean one thing, in a different one it could mean something entirely else. This guy, for example, couldn’t just pass by the store without reenacting the first thing that came to his mind.

A Leap Of Faith

Not everyone can handle PDA, but this athletic guy took his objection to a whole new level. After he spotted a couple passionately smooching in the middle of a grocery store, this guy thought, what better way to stop this couple from making out than jumping right above them?

YouTube // UNILAD

Although the identity of the subjects remains unclear, we hope an NBA team contacted the capable jumper and tested out his basketball skills. This is one player we would not want to go up against.

Eye On The Prize

This guy was caught eyeing the girl with the backpack by his girlfriend, and could not think of a good excuse to make up for the critical error in time.

Facebook // Anushka Sharma Beauty

As can be seen from the way the girl in the dress has one hand on her hip and an unimpressed expression on her face, the mumbling boyfriend was not about to get away with his flirtatious glare. Maybe next time he should consider going shopping on his own.

Cheesy Costume

Everyone has a favorite snack, and this woman most likely got paid to put on a costume of a cheesy, spicy, crunchy one, and to say the costume fits would be an understatement.

Instagram // @kitchenprincess21

We would have definitely bought a box or two from this girl after keeping up appearances and seeming to be in high spirits despite having to work as a walking, talking Cheeto for an entire day – if not for a tasty snack, then just to make sure the mesmerizing smile stays on her face.

Kids At Heart

If this picture does not make you want to grow old with your best friend and remain kids at heart even by the time every hair on your head turns grey, we don’t know what would.

Twitter // @FillWerrell

The elderly couple seems so in love, and at ease with each other, it seems as though they have plenty to teach the younger generation. If they enjoy something as mundane as grocery shopping together, they probably embrace every minute they get to spend with the other.

Moms For The Win

“You cannot beat yourself up because your house doesn’t look like a Pinterest board,” said A-list actress Kristen Bell, who was thrilled when she got the call about the R-rated comedy A Bad Moms Christmas being put on the table.

YouTube // FilmIsNow Movie Bloopers & Extras

Alongside the talented Mila Kunis and Kathryn Hahn, Kristen paints an accurate picture of what being a mother is all about. This scene was taken in a grocery store as if to show that moms too can get pretty rowdy – even while taking a random trip to the local supermarket.

Walmart Wall Of Fame

Being shorter than others has its pros and cons, but clearly, the picture below presents the downside. While this girl was desperate to reach the top shelf for an unknown reason, her vertically challenged physique got in the way, so she had to improvise.

Twitter // @_samantha_jane

This is not an uncommon sight at supermarkets that feature aisles with more than four levels. Luckily for this girl, it seems that she is well accustomed to the problem and knows how to get along despite the height.

To Each His Own

This group of friends finally found a place that they all liked and officially became roommates, having signed the lease 24 hours prior to this picture being shot.

Pinterest // @jasonjoo30

Before heading out to the local bar to celebrate this decision, the group thought it made sense to stop at the grocery store and make their first big purchase together. However, having gone through every aisle, each person suddenly realized there are some things they simply cannot live without. From then onwards, shopping became an individual task.

Horrible Music To My Ears

The pictures below are from a video that went viral on YouTube, the most well-known online video sharing platform.

YouTube // Aman Khan

This poor guy was dating the girl in the seen hitting him on the head with a ukulele for three months, but seconds before this attack, he got down on one knee and confessed his love to her, saying things she evidently didn’t like, such as “you had me at hello.” The two were standing at the center of a huge mall when the girl broke his heart – and ukulele.

Dedication Is Key

This grocery store employee made a new year’s resolution she was keen on keeping no matter how busy she was. After trying out different type of physical activities, she realized yoga was her true calling and bound to practice it every day at 2 pm, no matter where she was or who she was with.

Pikabu // danbelgrad

Her coworker found it particularly hilarious that of all places, her friend began her daily exercise on the ice cream freezer and quickly captured the moment.

Supermarket Super Friends

Who said shopping for house necessities needs to be dull? These girls certainly were not going to make this outing a boring one. Being best friends since first grade, there is no spot you could place the two together and not find them having the time of their lives.

Pinterest // @naivelunaric

By the time the two started attending college, there was no question on the matter – they knew they would be roommates. This was their first shopping spree for condiments and edibles, so you can imagine how fun it must have been.

Can’t Wait Any Longer

This lady was in a huge rush to grab herself a peanut butter jar, she just could not even wait to leave the shop until she opened it.

Facebook // Indygo y Crystal

You can’t really blame her though when a jar of peanut butter is staring you in the face, you’ve just got to get yourself a good few bites. It seems as though it was that time of the day for all the guilty snacks since her only other item to purchase was a packet of chips.

Time For My Close Up

Lighting and scenery are definite essentials when capturing the perfect photograph, and this girl seemed to think the grocery store was the best place for this.

Wikimedia Commons //·Daniel Monteiro // CC0 1.0

Without even a grocery in sight, it looks as though she had come to this particular grocery store just to get someone to take her next Instagram shot. All focus is on her from the camera lens and was undoubtedly by other customers who were most likely not to expect to find a modeling shoot taking place.

Quenching Her Thirst

There’s nothing like posing with a coca-cola bottle while having the rest of the soft drink collection as your photo background.

Pinterest // @AriWellington

From the looks of things, it must have been a hot day, and this girl was just trying to cool down from the outside sun. We’ve all been there, we know that just standing in the refrigerator for a moment or two is the best feeling when temperatures are soaring high. So, of course, it also made for her next photo opportunity.

Careful To Not Fly Away!

Dressing up like a hot air balloon is quite the creative choice, and how else to spend your time in your fancy dress than a trip to the grocery store for some cake mix?

Pinterest // @costume_works

Quite the costume to have to run errands in, perhaps picking up these essential items would have been a lot easier had it been done before a number of balloons were hovering over your head. What a nightmare that would have been if one was to pop?!

IPass The Jelly

When you can pull off impressive gymnastics skills such as these, why not show it off at every given opportunity?

Pinterest // @craftykatwoman

Even down the baking aisle of the supermarket, these British Olympians got to work in balancing on top of one another, bending in more ways than we could even attempt. The other possibility is that they just wanted to reach the top shelf but struggled to due to their short heights. So, of course, they would begin lifting each other to get that sought-after strawberry jelly.

If You Can’t Beat Them…

Get Him to the Greek actress Rose Byrne was shopping in her homeland of Australia when she was caught completely off guard by the paparazzi.

Twitter // @mrosebyrne

What she thought would be a casual stroll to the local supermarket ended up being a major photo opportunity for the photographers who wanted a true to life shot of the star. Byrne was very much aware of her messy hair, lack of makeup and casual clothes, so decided the best she could make of this embarrassing shot is pull a chipmunk face.

Purring With Pride

A cat lady is a cultural archetype of a middle-aged to elderly woman who owns many pet cats and treats them as though they were her very own flesh and blood.

Twitter // @PeopleofWalmart

The somewhat stock character is not always portrayed in a positive light, but if you would have asked the lady in the picture below, you would have received a different response. Not only was she proud to call her kitten her children, but evidently, she took them everywhere she went.

Taking Taco Too Far

It was Dress Up As Your Favorite Food Day at this girl’s college, but since her roommates were not willing to help her out with making a pasta costume, she decided she would just buy the first edible-themed costume she would come across.

Pinterest // @cairabethel

After walking around campus for an entire day dressed up like a taco, there was nothing this girl wanted to do more than get herself to the grocery store and buy delicious pasta to cook for dinner.

Turning a Blind Eye

The woman in the picture attended an ’80s-themed party when she was given a dare to buy five specific items from the supermarket. This sounded easy enough for her, until the darer added dramatically — “wearing a blindfold.”

EBaum’s World // DukeNukedEm

If she was able to pull this off, the woman would have been given $100. Since money was a little tight and she was always one to go along with a dare, the young woman accepted the challenge and was quickly accompanied to the store with her giggling friends.

Anything But Anything

Having a maintenance shop or repairman a phone call away is crucial for a mall, especially a high-end one consisting of the most exclusive designer shops, as certain standards need to be met. However, there is a common street saying that goes “never trust a heavy personal trainer,” by which is meant that professionals need to know how to do their job to the fullest extent.

Twitter // @IntEngineering

This sign, reading that while they claim they can repair anything, the doorbell doesn’t work, doesn’t assure much.

Pocket Came In Handy

They say “When in Rome, Do as the Romans Do,” but it is very possible that this tourist took the phrase a little too far.

Pinterest // @cheezburgerpins

Seeing as how this was her first trip to Australia, the woman in the picture thought it would only be appropriate to take the kangaroo that has been hopping around her hotel’s backyard along with her for the shopping trip. She figured that, in the land down under, kangaroos are common household pets like dogs and cats, meaning this was a normal thing to do.

Ride Along

On a rainy winter day, it’s necessary to find indoor activities that will keep you occupied as the rain continues to pour.

Pinterest // @laurenlovezlife

After one too many trips to the mall, however, this girl had a better idea as to how they could spend their time; grocery cart racing! They would each take turns sitting in the cart while their other friends pushed them through the aisles of the store, collecting the snacks they wanted to purchase. First one to pay at the register wins.

Stars Shop Too

You do not need to be a 60’s baby to recognize this face, golden locks or iconic fringe – the woman holding the “harmless coconut water” bottles and looking coyly at the camera is, but of course, Goldie Hawn.

Facebook // Depressed Cake Shop

The actress, director, and producer rose to fame when she was hired for the NBC sketch comedy show titled Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In. As she suggests in this picture, Hollywood stars that are to this day featured in the limelight go grocery shopping too, despite having won an Academy Award and Globe Award.

Film Aspirations

This German woman is a new resident in this sleepy Midwestern town. She took a trip to the local grocery store in order to get a better sense of how Americans go about their daily errands.

Pinterest // @diply

Little did she know that you could now buy movie tickets at American supermarkets! She thought it was a strange custom, but figured it was a nice novelty to try, which would help her to cut down on the time she spent waiting in line.

Like A Rock Star

When this girl went to the grocery store, she was so inspired by the snack aisle that she broke out in song. As she sang, her feet began to slide, while her hips rocked from side to side.

Pinterest // @eze1a

She felt just like a rock star! She strutted from end to end of the aisle as she sang, imagining that she was now on a big stage. As she arrived at the big finale, her friends caught up with her and snapped this photo.

Too Cool for Groceries

While it might be surprising to see a model shopping for groceries, this one took a break from the runway in order to stock up on her favorite snack.

ReadySeady // Joseph

It might seem like a weird combination, but this girl just can’t get enough of pickled red peppers coated in barbecue sauce. She discovered it by accident on a shoot one day, and ever since, she would bring it to all of her jobs. She just has to watch that she doesn’t stain her white skirt.

Blushing Bride, Aisle Two

The couple seen in the picture below met in this very supermarket and in this specific aisle. She bent down to look for her favorite cereal or Coco Pops as he was reaching for his chosen Milo brand – and their hands touched.

Facebook // The Idea King

The handsome groom did not hesitate before asking the blushing bride out, and before the two knew it, they were going steady for two years straight. It only made sense that the two would take wedding pictures at this specific spot.

Who Me?

She thought this was just going to be a routine trip to the grocery store, but as she stood trying to pick the best brand of soy milk for her morning coffee, someone shouted, “look here!”

Facebook // Arman Bloch

She wasn’t sure if the voice was talking to her, but almost involuntarily, she turned her head to find a store employee pointing a camera at her. Though she wasn’t prepared for it, the employee snapped anyway, before disappearing back into the crowd.

Belligerent Babies

Babies requires a lot of things to stay healthy and grow into a strong person. Everything from healthy food to breast milk and plenty of sleep are all important factors which ensure that a baby will get everything it needs.

Twitter // @tombennett71

However, according to this grocery store, they believe that the things that infants are lacking is beers and wines. Considering that alcohol is incredibly harmful to babies and that the drinking age is 21 and over, this is probably advice parents should ignore.

Summer’s Over

Everyone can remember that horrible feeling when your summer vacation is over and the new school semester is looming. The harsh reality hits that there is no more playing with your friends everyday and you are about to be sucked back into a life of daily homework and long days in school.

Facebook // Summer’s Over

For those that have adverse feelings towards school, this store had them covered for the appropriate back to school supplies. Although we strongly discourage purchasing a large knife, the concept was quite funny!

What Did The Fox Buy?

It is not everyday that you come across someone dressed up as a fox inside your local grocery store. Whether this guy was a child’s entertainer or he simply liked to dress up like a fox, we just don’t know, but it sure would make your mundane grocery store experience a little more eventful.

Twitter // @PeopIeofWaImart

Not only was this guy dressed like a fox, he was also carrying a stuffed toy fox. We can only wonder what he needed to buy.

Undercooked Chicken

Whoever put this sign up at the hot food counter should probably be fired. Technically, eggs do grow into chickens and can end up being cooked without bones, but this is the incorrect way that eggs should be advertised.

Instagram // @farm_jokester

Customers cracking open this egg will be less than happy to notice that there is in fact no boneless chicken and it was just false advertising. Nonetheless, who would pay $35 for an egg? It seems kind of extortionate.

They See Me Rollin’

Whether this was a father and son or an oblivious shopper and a random child were not sure, but we’d like to think it was the latter so that there was no parent neglect.

Reddit // u/Squachee

This child decided to take a ride on the back of an electric cart at the grocery store, but the man riding it doesn’t seem to know or care! We’re not sure how enjoyable the experience was for the boy, it looks kind of uncomfortable.

Got To Get That 8 Hours

Sleeping is so important and to be deprived of it can affect your whole life.

Pinterest // @CarlosCurubeto

While we don’t know the back story behind this woman’s decision to take a nap in a grocery store, we can only assume that she had a stressful life, juggling her children and a full time job, which left her barely any time to get those forty winks in. We feel for her, if she saw the opportunity to nap and went for it, good for her.

New Pet Food

Just like human food, there are always new fads coming out when it comes to pet food. People love their pets and make sure they are healthy and getting the best possible care.

Flickr // calvinhp

As a result, many pet food corporations have come out with specialty pet food including everything from organic to gluten free and preservative free. However, “Canned Cat” is not something that we have come across and the thought of it is rather horrific. Makes for some amusement though!

That’s A Surprise Alright

Unless you still maintain the mentality of a domestic home in the 1950’s, buying something that would help out your female partner around the house, such as a vacuum cleaner or a brand new broom, will not score you any points – nor would it make you seem like an appreciative and pampering lover.

Reddit // u/Ianjh

The so-called personal gift seen below would definitely surprise your significant other, but not in the way you would hope, so we would highly recommend steering clear of this “present.”